”pUBliC EdUCatioN”

"Did you go through the United States public education system and feel unprepared for life? You may be entitled to compensation. Took out loans to go to college and felt unprepared? You may be entitled to compensation. Did life smack you in the face the moment you graduated High School? You may be entitled to compensation. Well take out these loans and attend another 4 years of school, so you can make it in this country"

-Uncle Sam